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Coming to America quotes

Telegraph Lady: You actually want to send this?
Semmi: Why? What is wrong? Read it to me.
Telegraph Lady: To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi. (mispronounces "Semmi")
Semmi: Semmi (corrects her)
Telegraph Lady: Semmi (pronounces it correctly)
Semmi: Should I make it 400,000?
Telegraph Lady: You think that'd be enough?
Semmi: You are right. 500,000.
Telegraph Lady: As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?
Semmi: You do not think that would be too much?
Telegraph Lady: Naah.

King Jaffe Joffer: Semmi, you have disgraced yourself, and you must be punished. Confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria. (to Oha)
King Jaffe Joffer: And see that he puts on some decent attire. (to the rose bearers)
King Jaffe Joffer: And I want you to bathe him thoroughly.
Semmi: Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.

Queen Aoleon: Put a sock in it Joffe, the boy's in love!

Semmi: Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's ba***.

Bather: The royal pe*** is clean, your Highness.

Rev. Brown: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

Queen Aoleon: What is he doing?
King Jaffe Joffer: I think he's coming down here to talk to us.

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