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You actually want to send this?
Why? What is wrong? Read it to me.
To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi. (mispronounces "Semmi")
Semmi (corrects her)
Semmi (pronounces it correctly)
Should I make it 400,000?
You think that'd be enough?
You are right. 500,000.
As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?
You do not think that would be too much?
Semmi, you have disgraced yourself, and you must be punished. Confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria. (to Oha)
And see that he puts on some decent attire. (to the rose bearers)
And I want you to bathe him thoroughly.
Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.
Put a sock in it Joffe, the boy's in love!
Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's ba***.
The royal pe*** is clean, your Highness.
He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
What is he doing?
I think he's coming down here to talk to us.
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