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Christmas with the Kranks quotes

Luther Krank: (dressed in black to hide his tan) I look like a Mafia Lieutenant.

Spike Frohmeyer: You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?

Vic Frohmeyer: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!

Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise.
Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.
Daisy: You look like a corpse. (to Nora)
Daisy: And you could use some help too.

Luther Krank: Smoked trout?
Nora Krank: It's better than frozen pizza.
Luther Krank: What happened to the hickory honey ham?
Nora Krank: Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.

Nora Krank: (Luther explains his idea for the cruise) How much is this going to cost?
Luther Krank: $3,000.
Nora Krank: We SAVE money?

Blair Krank: I'm bringing home Enriqué!
Luther Krank: What's a reeké?

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