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(phoning a "nanny" service - middle of calls) How many kids do I have? Twelve, but one doesn't live with me and one you never see cuz he's so mad. (next call)
I have 2 kids, plus 10. (last call)
Hello, I'll just hang up on myself. (hangs the phone up)
You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker.
Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.
Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Dad.
For the record, I am so over Nora's hand-me-downs.
All right. You look gorgeous in anything, Lorraine.
Dude, two words: need new skates.
Dude, three words: paper route.
Release the hound!
(walks into kitchen) I am totally aware that this family doesn't value self-presentation in the same obsessive way that I do. Fine. Whatever. But one of my life goals aside from being, like, a fashion guru is to indicate to the local community that the Baker family actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self-appointed in-house rep of style and hygiene, I think that I should be allotted at least five extra minutes in front of the mirror.
Good now help your sister butter the toast.
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