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Professor Zundapp: Give it up, McMissile! (McMissile uses his bombs on the ship's magnet and the ship blows up)

Finn McMissile: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

Francesco Bernoulli: (at the Tokyo World Grand Prix party, Francesco spots Lightning) Ah! Lightning McQueen! Bona seda!
Lightning McQueen: Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco.
Francesco Bernoulli: Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought, but you're good!
Mater: 'Scuse me, can I get a picture with you? (drives next to Francesco)
Francesco Bernoulli: Ah, anything for McQueen's friend.
Mater: Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this! (Lightning sighs)
Mater: She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.
Francesco Bernoulli: Ooh...
Mater: She's a big fan of yers.
Francesco Bernoulli: Hey, she has a-good taste.
Lightning McQueen: Well, Mater's prone to exaggeration; I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".
Mater: You're right. She's a HUGE fan! She goes on and on about your open wheels here. (He taps Francesco's left front wheel)
Lightning McQueen: Well, mentioning it once doesn't qualify as going "on and on".
Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco is familiar with this... reaction to Francesco. Women respect a car that has a-nothing to hide.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, uh... (fake-laughs and shakes his frame "no" while falsely smiling)

Luigi: (at the Tokyo party, Lightning, Mater, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, and Fillmore descend a spiral ramp) Guido, look! Ferraris AND tires! Let's go!
Lightning McQueen: Oh ho ho! Look at this! Okay, now Mater, remember - best behavior.
Mater: You got it buddy. Hey! What's that? (drives off)
Lightning McQueen: No, Mater!
Lewis Hamilton: (offscreen) Hey, McQueen! Over here!
Lightning McQueen: (Lightning joins them) Lewis!
Lewis Hamilton: Hey man.
Lightning McQueen: Jeff!
Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Lightning! Can you believe this party?
Mater: (Mater drives over to a small isolated room with glass walls on all sides, with a zen garden and zen master inside; Mater taps on the glass with his hook) Hey! you done good, you got all the leaves!
Jeff Gorvette: Check out that tow truck!
Lewis Hamilton: Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
Lightning McQueen: Uh, heh heh. Will you guys excuse me for one little second? (he heads towards Mater)

Lightning McQueen: Mater, just cut to the chase.
Mater: Okay, it's him! (Points to Sir Miles Axelrod)
Sir Miles Axlerod: What? Me? You got to be crazy.
Mater: (slowly moves towards him) I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with windward bolts (Camera briefly does a close up on the bolts)
Mater: . The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holly, show that picture!
Holley Shiftwell: Okay (holographically shows said photograph)
Mater: And then I remembered what they said about old British Engines, if there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em.
Sir Miles Axlerod: What is he talking about?
Mater: It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. You just blamed it on me.
Sir Miles Axlerod: Electric cars don't use oil, you twit!
Mater: Then you're fakin' it! You didn't convert to no electric. (moves closer and Sir Miles Axelrod starts to back away)
Mater: We pop that hood, we're gonna see that engine from that picture right there.
Sir Miles Axlerod: This lawry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! (back wheel slips off the edge of the stage, then he gets it back up)
Sir Miles Axlerod: Stay away!
Sir Miles Axlerod: But Sir Axelrod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?
Mater: To make Allinol look bad so everyone would go back to usin' oil. I mean he said it himself with that disguised voice.
Sir Miles Axlerod: Disguised voice, what are you talking about? You're nuts, you are!
The Queen: One moment, I'd like to see where this is going. (bomb is 30 seconds and counting)
Finn McMissile: Mater, he created Allinol.
Mater: Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was tryin' to find somethin' else? What if he came up with Allinol to make alternative fuel look bad? (bomb is 19 seconds and counting)
Sir Miles Axlerod: What if? You're basing this on a what if?
Sir Miles Axlerod: Wait, somebody save me! The lawry's crazy. Keep away you idiot!
Finn McMissile: Mater! (bomb is 9 seconds and counting)
Holley Shiftwell: Mater!
Sir Miles Axlerod: Someone do something! (everyone else braces themselves as the bomb is 3 seconds and counting)
Sir Miles Axlerod: You're insane, you are! DEACTIVATE! (timer on bomb stops at 1 second with the message: VOICE ACCEPTED, DEACTIVATED, HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR AXELROD)

Professor Z: Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen can NOT win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be KILLED.

Uncle Topolino: A wise car hears one word and understands two...

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