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I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.
But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.
So, buy one.
Does it look bad?
Not from where I'm standing.
Oh, can you fix it then?
Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.
J.J... Long time, no see.
Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
Have no fear, 'Him' is here.
Hymie Kaplan. What a surprise. Ooh, ohh, wow. You look great. So, what brings you to the Pinto Ranch? Business or pleasure?
May I have a chair?
Oh, certainly. (Hymie picks up a chair and smashes it over his henchman who doesn't even flinch)
Oh. It's business.
(J.J. has just performed a dangerous stunt) I figured it out. If we do this ten times a day, by the end of the year, we'll be billionaires. (Victor tears up a telegram)
What is that?
Oh, don't worry about that. It's the Cannonball race. It's on again. A million dollars is the first prize. But don't you worry, we'll be billionaires. (J.J. picks up a handful of hay and stuffs it into Victor's mouth)
What did I say?
You want me to do this ten times a day?
Nine? (J.J. stuffs another handful of hay in his mouth)
What a grouch!
The Cannonball Run is a race from Connecticut to your as*.
Is the Blimp driving?
No, it's the General.
The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
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