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Caddyshack quotes

Tony D'Annunzio: (caddying for the elderly Havercamps... to Mrs. Havercamp) Your ball's right over there, go straight. You can't miss it. Mrs. Havercamp... Mrs. Haver... Mrs. Havercamp... you'll need this. (hands her her club)
Mrs. Havercamp: Oh I might, at that!
Tony D'Annunzio: Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over there, sir.
Tony D'Annunzio: (Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green) No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, sir.
Mrs. Havercamp: (knocking ball into the pond) Whee!
Mr. Havercamp: That's a peach, hon! Oh, by golly... I'm hot today! (he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head)

Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Judge Smails: Spalding get your foot off the boat!

Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.

Pat Noonan: I saw that! That's about 4 dollars in change!
Danny Noonan: I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
Pat Noonan: How many Cokes?
Danny Noonan: Four or five.
Pat Noonan: What are you, a diabetic?
Danny Noonan: I don't know!

Carl Spackler: I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

Carl Spackler: (preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel) In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

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