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(caddying for the elderly Havercamps... to Mrs. Havercamp) Your ball's right over there, go straight. You can't miss it. Mrs. Havercamp... Mrs. Haver... Mrs. Havercamp... you'll need this. (hands her her club)
Oh I might, at that!
Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over there, sir.
(Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green) No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, sir.
(knocking ball into the pond) Whee!
That's a peach, hon! Oh, by golly... I'm hot today! (he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head)
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Spalding get your foot off the boat!
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
It's hard when you're talking like that.
I saw that! That's about 4 dollars in change!
I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
How many Cokes?
Four or five.
What are you, a diabetic?
I don't know!
I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
(preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel) In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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