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Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
Great... If you wanna be Miss America.
Bruce, you have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.
(sticking up his middle finger and pretending he's playing a jazz tune) I can hold that note all day, buddy.
It's good. It's goooooood!
Newsflash! I'm not okay. I'm not okay with a mediocre job. I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment. I'm not okay with a mediocre life!
Is that what you think we have? A mediocre life?
Don't make this about you.
About me? This isn't about me. It's about you. It's always about you!
Perfect. PERFECT! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of guilt please!
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.
(holding up a sign) "GOD BEE GOOD HONEY"
(holds up his own sign) "WHATEVER HE SAID - >"
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