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Hey, stay away from the frozen food section, Corinne! Your bo***'ll harden.
Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?
I have a belly button.
You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
You don't know what Rum is?
Rumplestilskin's a good man. So are you guys. Hey, stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.
Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.
First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.
You can be scared that I might get pickpocketed in a bad neighborhood or break my legs skiing. But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail. I love this kid too much. I love him as much as you love me, Dad. I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him and I'll be there whenever he needs me. I'll fly to New York to be at his court case even if I disagree with why he's there
Congratulations! You and "Big bo***" McGee are gonna get along just fine.
Don't call her "Big bo***" McGee.
You're going to explain to your kids that you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters?
Sonny that was five years ago! She's a doctor now, and my fiance. So from now on, Dr. "Big bo***" McGee.
Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!
Okay, what do you want?
Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?
Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...
Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast.
What are you talking about? We're FOUR seconds late.
No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.
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