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Bewitched quotes

Jack Wyatt: (takes a drink of something Uncle Arthur has just made in the blender) This tastes awful!
Uncle Arthur: I know. I just like to blend.

Isabel Bigelow: (after Darin's dog jumps into her arms) Thank God you didn't have a great Dane!

Jack Wyatt: So, were your parents in the witch business?
Isabel Bigelow: Both of them. My mother fixed the 1986 World Series.
Stu Robison: Someone make a note of that.

Isabel Bigelow: You're sweating again - I love it when you sweat!

Maria Kelly: When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.

Ritchie: Will you stop it? You're being the mayor of Pussytown!
Jack Wyatt: I don't want to be the mayor of Pussytown!
Ritchie: I want you to get out there and be the sheriff of Ballsville!

Nina: There must be a solution!
Isabel Bigelow: No, there isn't. We're at The Coffee Bean, and there is... no... solution.

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