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Beetlejuice quotes

Very Dumb Football Player: (the football players have re-entered Juno's office) Coach?
Juno: What?
Very Dumb Football Player: (looking disturbed) I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno: (sarcastically) How did you guess?

Lydia: They don't wanna come down.
Delia: Charles...
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.

Adam: You can see us without the sheets?
Lydia: Of course I can see you.
Adam: Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?
Lydia: Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me.

Barbara: (crying, hugs Adam) Oh, Adam! We're trapped in this house with those people!

Otho: (seeing an office and not seeing Barbara decapitating Adam) Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.

Otho: I have a feeling there's something very interesting behind that door.
Delia: (sarcastically) Yeah. Ghosts. The people who died in this house and they want us OUT of here. Well, let's do them a favor...

Adam: Can you be scary?
Betelgeuse: Oh, I know what you're asking me. Can I be scary. What do you think of this? You like it?

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