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Barbershop quotes

Dinka: I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!

Terri: Who drank my apple juice?

Calvin: Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something?
Ray-Ray: No.
Calvin: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?

Lester: (greeting each other) Eddie.
Eddie: ni***.

Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint!
Billy: "Restraint"?
Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, *please* try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And *please*, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club!

Dinka: (answering phone) Barbershop. Oh.
Dinka: (to Terri) Terri, it's Kevin.
Terri: I'm not here.
Dinka: What?
Terri: I'm *not here*!
Dinka: (into phone) I know you heard that! (hangs up receiver)

J.D.: Hey, don't drop the soap!

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