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(intoxicated) Oh, Philip!
We were supposed to go to dinner.
I just had dinner!
I don't believe this.
(laughs) Maybe it's a dream! Good night, Philip.
AAAHHH! Dad, uh... what are you doing here?
I'm robbing your room! That's what I'm doing here.
(to Lou) We drive 300 miles to see the kid, that's the greeting we get. Ha!
(to Jason) Come here, will ya? Ha ha ha. (they both laugh and embrace)
Heya. How ya doing?
- but a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. (hands officer cash)
No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all. (hands officer more cash)
And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!
(at the diving competition) You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver. (blows an air horn just as a diver is going into his dive)
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Well, she's very proud of it.
I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
It's an exceptional painting.
Oh, the painting.
What did he want?
Oh! What do ALL men want?
(wryly) He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?
No, just dinner, Philip.
(laughs) Are you jealous of Thornton Melon?
(explaining his "anti-pep rally") Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
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