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Bachelor Party quotes

Rick Gassko: I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite!

Dr. Tina Gassko: What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? You said no hookers! You said no hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers!

Mr. Thompson: Rick, let's cut through the B.S.
Rick Gassko: I'd like that.
Mr. Thompson: I think you're an as*****.

Rick Gassko: (tasting some of his own dinner) This is the food prison riots are made out of.

Gary: Are you the pimp?
Rajah: Yes.
Gary: You look like Gandhi!
Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.

Rick Gassko: (after Stan has left the syringe for taking blood sticking out of his arm) Um, Stan? Is this supposed to be like this?
Dr. Stan Gassko: Uh... no, that's incorrect. (carefully removes syringe)

Rick Gassko: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. (Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling)
Rick Gassko: Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.

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