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Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

fo** Mi: Do we make you sleepy?
Austin Powers: Well, you make me many things but sleepy's not one of them.

Goldmember: (to Dr. Evil) You look like a Macho Man.
Goldmember: (in a deep voice) Village People.

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't. (Japanese Man 2 Winks at Camera; both scream and run away)

Nigel Powers: Got an issue? Here's a tissue.

Dr. Evil: Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is... no one can stop me. Not even... Austin Powers. (All laugh maliciously)
Austin Powers: Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
Dr. Evil: sh**

Nigel Powers: (rubs throat) Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a vi****, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Nigel Powers: I thank you!

Goldmember: Right in the kanickies.

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