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Austin Powers, I've heard a lot about you. I'm Rebecca Romijn. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Well, of course you haven't had... the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.
Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger ti***** than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. (on the verge of tears)
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
(Farts) Sorry. I farted. It's a long road ahead.
Mini-Me, no, we don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini- no! Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.
My name is Robin Swallows.
Swallows - that's an interesting name.
Maiden name's Spitz.
Which is it, baby, Spitz or Swallows?
Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know, baby, I never looked.
As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a big dope?
(both on the Springer show) Scott,your are my love child with Dr.Evil.
I thought I was a test tube baby.
Lies. ALL LIES!
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