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As Good as It Gets quotes

Melvin Udall: (to a group of depressed psychiatric patients) What if this is as good as it gets?

Simon Bishop: Verdell. What's wrong? You miss the tough guy? (imitating Melvin)
Simon Bishop: Well, here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? How 'bout another ride down the chute?

Carol Connelly: (Melvin enters the restaurant in his suit) You look so se-... um, you look great. You look great.

Melvin Udall: (enters his psychiatrist's office) Hi. (shuts door)
Melvin Udall: *Help!*
Dr. Green: If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.
Melvin Udall: Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

Melvin Udall: I'm dying here.
Simon Bishop: Because you love her.
Melvin Udall: No! And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp?

Carol Connelly: fu***** H.M.O. ba***** pieces of sh**!
Beverly Connelly: Carol!
Carol Connelly: Sorry.
Dr. Martin Bettes: It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name.

Simon Bishop: Melvin, do you know where you're lucky? You know who you want.

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