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Arthur: It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the cr** out of it in a war. THAT'S how small it is.

Arthur: Hobson, do you know the worst part, the WORST part of being me?
Hobson: I should imagine your breath.

Arthur: (while taking a bath) God, isn't life wonderful, Hobson?
Hobson: Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits.
Arthur: A hot bath is wonderful... Girls are WONDERFUL!
Hobson: Yes, imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be. Get dressed.

Arthur: They recently had the whole country carpeted. This is *not* a big place.

Gloria: So, how rich are you?
Arthur: Let's put it this way, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Burt Johnson: (smiling broadly) When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man.
Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?
Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food.
Arthur: Well, he was asking for it.
Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen.
Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.
Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything.
Arthur: Yeah, sorry.

Hobson: Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur. Poor drunks have very few teeth, they urinate outdoors, they freeze to death in summer. I can't bear to think of you that way.

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