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American Pie 2 quotes

Jim: This is good. This is good. Obviously.
Michelle: Oh. Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell.
Jim: Eh, what?
Michelle: You've gotta control yourself and think of something non-sexual. I haven't even touched you yet and you're turning into the Sears Tower.

Stifler: There's little hearts on her panties. There's little hearts on her panties.

Stifler: Oh God, I kissed Jim.

Stifler: Who the hell was that?
Oz: That was uh... that was...
Jim: Was someone was lost looking for the lake.
Kevin: Yeah
Oz: Yeah, turned around.
Stifler: What a dumbass, the lake's right there.

Stifler: Ladies, I am down with the funky sh**.

Kevin: So, how are the twig and giggleberries this morning?
Jim: Oh, very colorful, my di** looks like a paint by number.
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know who's di** needs an instruction manual.

Stifler: Finch, fist yourself!

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