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Alvin and the Chipmunks quotes

David Seville: It's hard, I know, three months ago you were wandering around in a tree somewhere and, now you're...
Alvin: (sucks air from a balloon and speaks in a low voice) major rockstars!
David Seville: Okay, whatever. Well, my point is, just because you're...
Alvin: (low voice) major rockstars!
David Seville: (releases balloon from Alvin's hand and sits down again) ... doesn't mean that you can have or do whatever you want!
Simon: Well, Uncle Ian said that we should always be happy.
David Seville: Okay, you know what? He's not your uncle! (pulls the balloons down from the ceiling fan)
Alvin: He also, David, said that we should be making 20 dollars a day.
David Seville: Well, guess what? You're making way more than that. And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you, just like storing nuts for the winter.
Alvin: Ah, winter's for losers!
Simon: Yeah. And shouldn't we be having our say on how to build our investment portfolio?
David Seville: Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids.
Alvin: Kids, Dave... or rats?
David Seville: What?
Theodore: Well, Uncle Ian said that we're like his family.
David Seville: Oh yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much and don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?

Alvin: Last one to the door is road kill!
Simon: I'm in! (Alvin and Simon make a break for the door)
Theodore: (distracted by a Christmas ornament) Hmm... What are these shiny things?
Simon: (goes back to Theodore) Theodore, we're leaving now!

David Seville: What was that?
Simon: Um, nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright.
Theodore: I thought my heart was gonna explode.
Alvin: We're not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
David Seville: Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so, you owe me.
Theodore: We're sorry, Dave.
David Seville: Yeah, that helps.
David Seville: (heavy sigh) Never mind, I'm late for work.
Theodore: Ooh, ooh, can we go with you?
David Seville: What, so you can mess that up too? Uh-uh. You're going home.
Alvin: Can I stand on your lap and steer?
Theodore: Oh, can I at least beep the... horn? (Dave looks at the chipmunks)
Theodore: Never mind.

Simon: (after knocking out Dave) Hmm. He's been out for quite a while.
Theodore: (gasps) You guys, he's dead!
Alvin: Don't panic! Wipe everything down! I'll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano. Go!
Simon: Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming too.
David Seville: I must be hearing things. (regains consciousness)
David Seville: Oh, this is trippy.
Theodore: Sir, are you alright?

Theodore: (munching on some cereal) This is the greatest day of my life!
Alvin: Eureka! I found the cheese ba***! (Alvin pours out the cheese ba*** and Simon catches them with a bowl)
Simon: Ughh! Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess!
Alvin: Cannonball! (jumps into the bowl of cheese ba***)

David Seville: Hey! (Simon passes the breath freshener bottle to Theodore)
David Seville: Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin!
Theodore: Blood check.
David Seville: Where's Alvin? (Theodore sprays breath freshener in Dave's face, causing Dave to scream and knock down some things attached to the door)
David Seville: (to Claire) Everything's fine!
David Seville: (to Theodore) Why'd you do that?
Theodore: We were just trying to help... you have garlic breath.
David Seville: (grabs the breath freshener bottle from Theodore's hand) Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything! (throws the bottle on the floor)

Alvin: Is it me, or was he a little mad?
Simon: Hmm... I wonder... is Dave mad? Yes!
Theodore: He really did have garlic breath.
Simon: Yeah, well played, guys.
Alvin: Idea, ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?
Simon: Cab fare? We don't even have pockets.

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