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It's hard, I know, three months ago you were wandering around in a tree somewhere and, now you're...
(sucks air from a balloon and speaks in a low voice) major rockstars!
Okay, whatever. Well, my point is, just because you're...
(low voice) major rockstars!
(releases balloon from Alvin's hand and sits down again) ... doesn't mean that you can have or do whatever you want!
Well, Uncle Ian said that we should always be happy.
Okay, you know what? He's not your uncle! (pulls the balloons down from the ceiling fan)
He also, David, said that we should be making 20 dollars a day.
Well, guess what? You're making way more than that. And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you, just like storing nuts for the winter.
Ah, winter's for losers!
Yeah. And shouldn't we be having our say on how to build our investment portfolio?
Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids.
Kids, Dave... or rats?
Well, Uncle Ian said that we're like his family.
Oh yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much and don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?
Last one to the door is road kill!
I'm in! (Alvin and Simon make a break for the door)
(distracted by a Christmas ornament) Hmm... What are these shiny things?
(goes back to Theodore) Theodore, we're leaving now!
What was that?
Um, nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright.
I thought my heart was gonna explode.
We're not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so, you owe me.
We're sorry, Dave.
Yeah, that helps.
(heavy sigh) Never mind, I'm late for work.
Ooh, ooh, can we go with you?
What, so you can mess that up too? Uh-uh. You're going home.
Can I stand on your lap and steer?
Oh, can I at least beep the... horn? (Dave looks at the chipmunks)
(after knocking out Dave) Hmm. He's been out for quite a while.
(gasps) You guys, he's dead!
Don't panic! Wipe everything down! I'll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant, some latex gloves, and oregano. Go!
Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming too.
I must be hearing things. (regains consciousness)
Oh, this is trippy.
Sir, are you alright?
(munching on some cereal) This is the greatest day of my life!
Eureka! I found the cheese ba***! (Alvin pours out the cheese ba*** and Simon catches them with a bowl)
Ughh! Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess!
Cannonball! (jumps into the bowl of cheese ba***)
Hey! (Simon passes the breath freshener bottle to Theodore)
Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin!
Where's Alvin? (Theodore sprays breath freshener in Dave's face, causing Dave to scream and knock down some things attached to the door)
(to Claire) Everything's fine!
(to Theodore) Why'd you do that?
We were just trying to help... you have garlic breath.
(grabs the breath freshener bottle from Theodore's hand) Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything! (throws the bottle on the floor)
Is it me, or was he a little mad?
Hmm... I wonder... is Dave mad? Yes!
He really did have garlic breath.
Yeah, well played, guys.
Idea, ding-ding-ding-ding! Who has cab fare?
Cab fare? We don't even have pockets.
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