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Airplane quotes

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Hanging Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting br*****... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

Ted Striker: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

Rex Kramer: (points out the window) There he is. Striker, you're coming in too fast!
Ted Striker: I know, I know!
Elaine Dickinson: (relaying) He knows, he knows.

Mrs. Geline: I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!

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