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(Trying to convince Chris not to leave her alone with Brad) What if the house explodes?
The house is not going to explode!
You leave him here alone, and it will!
Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
(banging on telephone booth) Get out of my house!
(kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers) You just moved!
Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
What about Brenda?
That was her parents' mistake.
I just think you should give other guys a chance.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Like me? (Chris laughs)
What's so funny?
Well, it's just that... you're just a child.
And you're just a girl in love with an as*****.
There you are, one stitch, all better.
Oh, yes, one stitch.
My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure!
He's with Sesame Plexer! Oooh! She's such a sleeze!
He dumps you for some easy chick, and you get a night of hell. That doesn't seem very fair to me.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
This, I gotta see.
You know, Ses. Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
Or twice in one night.
How's your sister? Is she all better? You lied.
No, I didn't!
(Yelling) Don't lie!
Get a grip! Jesus!
What do you want?
I just want to help you.
Don't listen to him, he just wants to scrape our faces off.
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