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Ace Ventura When Nature Calls quotes

Ace: (parking) Like a glove!

Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

Ace: I was just... practicing my mantra.

Ouda: (the entire tribe is laughing at Ace, after he's gotten a spear stuck in his leg) Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!

Ace: If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!

Ace: You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.
Vincent Cadby: Very impressive... might I ask, how?
Ace: Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan. (Ace gasps for air)
Vincent Cadby: And my work habits?
Ace: Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.

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