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Ace Ventura Pet Detective quotes

Dan Marino: Hey Ace?
Ace Ventura: Yeah, Dan?
Dan Marino: You got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your da** business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.

Ace Ventura: (to Lois) Oh there is just one more thing Lieutenant...

Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

Ronald Camp: (about his fish collection) They're wonderful, aren't they?
Melissa: Yes, they certainly are.
Ronald Camp: No matter what's going on in my life, I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace.

Ace Ventura: Uncle Fester is looking for you.

Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.
Ace Ventura: Why? So you can beat him? (talking about Melissa's dog)
Ace Ventura: Fatty.
Melissa: You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.
Ace Ventura: Well, why don't you cry about it. Saddlebags.

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet di**. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

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