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About a Boy quotes

Will: My life is made up of units of time. Buying CDs - two units. Eating lunch - three units. Exercising - two units. All in all, I had a very full life. It's just that it didn't mean anything.

Will: This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get that fixed.

Will: I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and sh** her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice.
Will: No. No. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow.

Will: So... Hows it going at home then?
Marcus: Me and my mum? She's alright thanks.
Will: I mean... Y'know.
Marcus: Yeah I know. Nah, nothing like that.
Will: It still bother you then?
Marcus: Does it bother me...
Marcus: (Voice over) Every single day. That's why I come here instead of going home.
Marcus: Yeah. When I think about it.
Will: ...fu***** hell.
Marcus: (Voice over) I didn't know why he swore like that, but it made me feel better. It made me feel like it wasn't being pathetic to get so scared.

Will: The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me.

Christine: You will end up childless and alone.
Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.

Will: Hang on, come back.
Marcus: He's off his head!
Will: He's not.
Marcus: He said he'd cut me up into little pieces and hide me under the floorboards.
Will: He did?
Marcus: No, but I'm sure he's capable of it.

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