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A Christmas Story quotes

Ralphie as Adult: C+? Oh no, it CAN'T be!
Ralphie: C+?
Miss Shields: (in Ralphie's fantasy, dressed as the Wicked Witch) C+! C+! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ralphie: (in his fantasy, Ralphie explains the cause of his blindness) It... It 'twas... soap poisoning!

Ralphie: Well, what have we got here, folks?
Mr. Parker: Well, we figure it's Black Bart, uh, Ralph.
Ralphie: Well, it's just me and my trusty old Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle. Lucky I got a compass in the stock.

Mother: Randy? What's wrong? Whatcha cryin' for?
Randy: Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
Mother: No he's not...
Randy: Yes he is!
Mother: No, I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!

Mr. Parker: Get in the car. Get in the car. (Mother runs back inside)
Mr. Parker: If we don't hurry, we're gonna miss all the good trees!
Mr. Parker: (to the kids) Go on, go on.
Ralphie as Adult: (narrating, as Mother switches off the leg lamp) My mother was about to make another brilliant maneuver in the legendary battle of the lamp. The epic struggle which follows lives in the folklore of Cleveland Street to this very day.
Mother: Don't want to waste electricity.
Mr. Parker: (mockingly) "Don't want to waste electricity."

Ralphie: (Giving his teacher a fruit basket instead of just an apple) I thought you might like something different.
Ralphie as Adult: Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts.

Miss Shields: Where's Flick? Has anyone seen Flick?
Ralphie as an Adult: (narrating as Ralphie feigns ignorance) Flick? Flick who?

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