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This isn't one of those trees where all the needles falls off, is it?
No, that's them balsams.
Randy, will you eat? There are starving people in China!
(groans and shoves spoon into his mouth)
It's a Major Award!
Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!
da**, hell, you say won it?
Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.
Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you feel is far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don't you feel remorse for what you have done? Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick.
(narrating) Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.
(Firemen come to pull Flick off pole) Holy cow, it's the fire department!
(policemen come) Wow, it's the cops!
(narrating) My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.
If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot. Ho ho ho.
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