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A Christmas Story quotes

Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us.

Miss Shields: (reading Ralphie's theme in his fantasy, she clutches his essay to her chest) Oh! The theme I've been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence: "A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time". Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+!

The Old Man: Sons of bi*****! Bumpuses!

Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

Ralphie: (Reading it) Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bi***!

Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but insistently that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry.

Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A lamp!
Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) It was indeed a lamp.
Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.
Mother: I don't know...
Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) The old man's eyes boggled...
Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!
Ralphie as Adult: (narrating) ... Overcome by art.

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