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22 Jump Street quotes

Schmidt: He's black! He's been through a lot!

Schmidt: Say something cool when you throw it!
Jenko: One, two, three! (throws the grenade)
Jenko: Something cool!

Jenko: I'm really really glad you're back, Schmidt.
Schmidt: What are you talking about? What contract dispute? I have been here the whole time.
Captain Dickson: Hey, shut the fu** up! How about a flight academy?

Jenko: (to bandit) I'm your best ni... I'm your worst nightmare!

Captain Dickson: fu** a 21 Jump Street & *fu*** a Korean Jesus!
Jenko: (pointing across the room to the statue of Jesus) Captain, Korean Jesus is right there!
Captain Dickson: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of sh**! (admiring Vietnamese Jesus)
Captain Dickson: Yeah, Vietnamese Jesus is just drippin' swag-goo!

Captain Dickson: This time foreign exchange students!
Schmidt: Awesome!
Jenko: Cool!
Captain Dickson: In Russia!
Jenko: What?
Schmidt: Do svidaniya
Jenko: Vodka Soda

Jenko: I'm your bes- I'm your worst nightmare.

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