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21 Jump Street quotes

Mr. Walters: I need me some Doug McQuaid.

Schmidt: Hey, Melodie.

Principal Dadier: Alright, which one of you is Doug? (neither Jenko or Schmidt reply)
Principal Dadier: Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.

Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give sh**.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a sh** if he were black.

Captain Dickson: Hey! stop fu***** with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean sh**!

Sanders: You punched me because I'm gay?
Jenko: What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards.

Captain Dickson: (going over the rule of not having sexual relations with teachers or students; to Jenko) That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty di** inside your pants. Don't fu** no students, don't fu** no teachers...
Schmidt: Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional...
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-ti*****. You cherub-looking mo**********. I was talking to your partner, fake-as* Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say "shut the fu** up," I'm talking to you.

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