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2 Guns quotes

Bobby: All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go.
Stig: All right.
Bobby: One, two, three. (nothing happens)
Stig: Now you're making me not be able to trust you.

Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.
Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million?
Stig: What *are* you saying?
Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?
Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something.
Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.
Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.
Bobby: Oh so now you get half?
Stig: Well, I shot half the guys.
Bobby: So?
Stig: Two million?
Bobby: (winks)

Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan?
Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.
Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?
Stig: I'm working on it! (beat)
Stig: Screw it. (Stig floors it sending the cops after them)
Bobby: That was your plan?
Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!

Officer Dave: Who is that guy?
FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bi***.

Earl: (holding guns on DEA commander) Your man Bobby Trench stole 43 million of our dollars. We'd like it back. Because it's our money. Because it's a blatant act of disrespect. And because it's our money.

Bobby: Pull over!
Stig: Did you miss me?

Bobby: (to waitress) I'm very sorry about my friend. He was kicked in the head as a child.

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