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Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Steven Wright
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Steven Wright
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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