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Steve Martin quotes

Steve Martin
Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!

Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Steve Martin
All I've ever wanted was a honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Steve Martin
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.