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Rodney Dangerfield quotes

Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Rodney Dangerfield
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!

Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

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