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Rita Rudner quotes

Rita Rudner
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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