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Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Phyllis Diller
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

Phyllis Diller
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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