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Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

Ogden Nash
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Ogden Nash
Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hardsell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.

Ogden Nash
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicushigh and return the giraffes to the zoo.

Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

Ogden Nash
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Ogden Nash
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

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