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Milton Berle quotes

Milton Berle
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!

Milton Berle
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle
I'd rather be a couldbe if I cannot be an arebecause a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by farfor a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle
Committee-a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

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