PlentyQuotes

Selected quotes by Lewis Grizzard. Check out our extensive collection of quotations and sayings from Lewis Grizzard and search our website for thousands of other quotes on various topics from a great variety of authors, movies and tv shows.

Quotes by Author: A · B · C · D · E · F · G · H · I · J · K · L · M · N · O · P · Q · R · S · T · U · V · W · X · Y · Z

Movies by Year: 2015 · 2014 · 2013 · 2012 · 2011 · 2010 · 2009 · 2008 · 2007 · 2006 · 2005 · 2004 · 2003 · 2002 · MORE..

Lewis Grizzard quotes

Lewis Grizzard
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, What's in it for me?

Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.