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Judith Viorst quotes

Judith Viorst
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces

Judith Viorst
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Judith Viorst
Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?

Judith Viorst
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.

Judith Viorst
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Judith Viorst
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.

Judith Viorst
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.