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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
He was a selfmade man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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