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Joseph Heller quotes

Joseph Heller
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

Joseph Heller
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

Joseph Heller
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Joseph Heller
Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Joseph Heller
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Joseph Heller
He was a selfmade man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Joseph Heller
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.

Joseph Heller
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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