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Jim Murray
Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.. It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.

Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

Jim Murray
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

Jim Murray
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Jim Murray
Giving "Magic" the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse.

Jim Murray
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

Jim Murray
The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.

Jim Murray
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

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