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Jeff Foxworthy
I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

Jeff Foxworthy
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

Jeff Foxworthy
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.