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Jackie Mason quotes

Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Jackie Mason
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason
Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.

Jackie Mason
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting in whose name in whose strength in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

Jackie Mason
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.