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Jack Benny quotes

Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.