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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
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