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Dennis Miller quotes

Dennis Miller
After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things - first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Dennis Miller
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Dennis Miller
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Dennis Miller
I rant, therefore I am.

Dennis Miller
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Dennis Miller
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.