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Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this sh**. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that sh** too.

Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.