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Bill Maher
When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That's something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they're talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

Bill Maher
We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.

Bill Maher
I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Bill Maher
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

Bill Maher
Stop worrying. Hollywood won't turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

Bill Maher
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me I quit."

Bill Maher
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Bill Maher
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

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