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Benny Hill quotes

Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: Oh well, and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Benny Hill
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Benny Hill
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.