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Andy Rooney quotes

Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Andy Rooney
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Andy Rooney
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

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